before you post that erotic fanfiction, ask yourself, is it SEXY ENOUGH?

• Strange
• Esoteric
• eXistential
• Enigmatic
• Nightmarish
• Ominous
• Unhinged
• Grotesque
• Horrifying

i forgot the fucking Y

Y is for uhhhh... ...yellowfin tuna. make sure you got one of them bastards in there somewhere

FUCK IT'S YEARNING

@itsfreakingbats tag urself, I'm ominous and unhinged

@if-not-now-tell-me-when I'm strange and unhinged for sure

@itsfreakingbats it’s enigmatic and unhinged for me😂This is why we’re friends😂

Ways to show a home in a show or movie belongs to a Jewish character that isn't just lazily having a menorah in the shot for 0.02 seconds:

-Mezuzah on the doorpost/s

-Hamsas hanging on the wall

-Shabbat candles on a shelf somewhere

-Basket or drawer full of endless monogrammed and logo-ed Kippot from past weddings, B' Mitzvahs, and holiday parties.

-A calendar with both Hebrew and Gregorian dates on the wall

-A collection of Jewish books

-Various Jewish ritual items scattered around

begging people to realize that "androgynous" is not code for "somewhere on the soft butch to elven twink continuum"

androgyny can & does mean big tits and huge beards and thick dark body hair and cock bulge and fat rolls and dark skin btw and i am soooo sick and tired of people talking about "androgyny" when they only mean a specific form of androgyny that prioritizes the least amount of visible sex characteristics possible alongside "ethereal" whiteness and thinness stop defining androgyny by lack im gonna go insane

I don’t let everybody get close to me. That’s a special privilege.

@whovianwholikesgirls

Imagine your f/o cupping your face in their hands and giving you gentle kisses on your face. They pour all of their love for you into each kiss, making sure that you feel so loved with every one of them.

Proship DNI

mark cohen is a beloved boy and this song is why he’s my favorite. the focus of rent is three couples (with great representation as it’s one straight, one wlw, and one queer man/genderqueer amab drag queen), as well as mark, the 5th wheel. but mark is the best and arguably most emotional character because each person focuses on their partner, but instead of pining, mark loves each of them equally with a fierceness no one else possesses. the majority of the characters have AIDS, and while mark does not, he still aims to give them voices about their struggles and experiences in his work.

he also dresses so fucking gender

@anything-thats-rock-and-roll​ having a big brain moment bc my fav character from my fav musicals is so gender

Spencer Reid Boyfriend Headcanons

Part 2 gn!reader, lots more fluff (part 1)

• he's so touchy, anytime he's around you he finds a way to have contact with you (even in public) - a hand on your back/around your waist, holding your hand, resting his head on your shoulder, looping his leg around yours when you're sitting next to each other in public with other people around
• he definitely watches you get ready before you both go out for the day, he gets ready first quickly on purpose so he can sit and admire you as you get dressed
• sometimes (a lot of the time) he can't help himself from interrupting you as you get ready because he wants to touch you and kiss you all over
• he reads up on and researches everything you're interested in so he can hopefully find new facts about it to surprise you with and so he can hear you start rambling about your favourite things
• he definitely has so many thoughts during the night, he keeps you up asking you the most random questions whilst spooning you
• he's the big spoon unless he's going through something, then he likes being the little spoon
• he doesn't let you shower alone, he loves being close to you and washing your hair and giving you back massages in the shower, it's rarely ever sexual, he just likes being close to you
• he loves to take care of you when you feel unwell, if you're living separately he'll temporarily move in with you for the week just so he can make sure you're okay - cleaning for you, cooking you food, giving you medicine, running you a bath, watching all your favourite movies with you, he basically doesn't let you lift a finger until you're feeling better

Part 3?♡

Masterlist

Screaming @anything-thats-rock-and-roll @penelopegarciaswife​ @thebewingedjewelcat​ @selfshippery​ @residentdormouse​